February 2012
81 posts
thefucksidontgive:
noonanoodle:
stupid-lyre:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick...
This is my to-do and shopping list for tomorrow
because it’s a guarantee that I won’t remember any of this tomorrow and forget half of it, and pretty much the first thing I do in the morning is f5 tumblr anyway…
Post office: make sure modcloth return form is filled out
Salvation Army store: cosplay shit. Khaki pants that fit properly, red or grey jacket, blouse, vest or sweatervest, a striped shirt maybe
Wig shop: ...
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mrsplitfoot asked: Devon: Hey, is it interesting living in Knockturn alley? I would have thought it'd be pretty bustling - Nick. & Professor Constantine, I heard that you have the skull of Mopsus in your office, is this true - Charlotte
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acklesobrien asked: Devon! Who is your favorite professor? And do you knit? I think you do
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Stop the destruction of the postal service →
fuckyeahmarxismleninism:
Community Labor United to Save Postal Jobs & Services issued the following media release on Feb. 18 after newspaper, TV and radio media barraged the public that same day with reports that the postal service is broke. The group is organizing a rally on March 17 to protest attempts to lay off postal workers and close post offices.
“The spin is in full swing,” said...
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LMAO so I finally got the missing-e popup...
… but I was browsing on a Kindle Fire???
(I had to switch to the computer to post this though, since it wouldn’t let me type in the Post box. No idea if that’s the fault of Tumblr or whatever the browser on the Kindle is, but I guess Tumblr isn’t supporting my account because I have missing-e installed on ONE of the FIVE devices I use to check tumblr so UH WHATEVER I...
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S TEGWARTS THINGS IN MY ASK
spacepandar:
outflewenza:
spacepandar:
outflewenza:
WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE COME FROM THIS IS AMAZING
I will answer these in the morning when I am in a fit state to control a pen
but I guess I should go to bed now instead of capslocking at the intertube
NO KEEP CAPSLOCKING AT THE INTERTUBE
THIS IS LOW, YOU KNOW I CANNOT RESIST A CAT FACE
THAT WAS THE IDEA.
… but now...
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S TEGWARTS THINGS IN MY ASK
spacepandar:
outflewenza:
WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE COME FROM THIS IS AMAZING
I will answer these in the morning when I am in a fit state to control a pen
but I guess I should go to bed now instead of capslocking at the intertube
NO KEEP CAPSLOCKING AT THE INTERTUBE
THIS IS LOW, YOU KNOW I CANNOT RESIST A CAT FACE
HOLY SHIT THERE'S TEGWARTS THINGS IN MY ASK
WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE COME FROM THIS IS AMAZING
I will answer these in the morning when I am in a fit state to control a pen
but I guess I should go to bed now instead of capslocking at the intertube
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HEY GUYS LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING OPERA
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DRUNKT IME IS CAPSLOCK TIME
spacepandar:
outflewenza:
EXCEPT ID ON”T EEN USE COAPSLOCK I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT
I’M NOT ACTUALLY TOO DRUNK TO TELL I’M MAKING TYPOS! I JUST THINK THEY ARE FUNNY SO I’M LEAVIN TG THEM]
SO GUYS
GUYS
THE BEST PART ABOUT GOTH CLUBS IS WHEN THE DJ STARTS PLAYING NORMAL MUSIC AND ALL THE GOTHS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DANCE TO IT
THIS IS MY DRUNK FAAACE
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DRUNKT IME IS CAPSLOCK TIME
EXCEPT ID ON”T EEN USE COAPSLOCK I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT
I’M NOT ACTUALLY TOO DRUNK TO TELL I’M MAKING TYPOS! I JUST THINK THEY ARE FUNNY SO I’M LEAVIN TG THEM]
SO GUYS
GUYS
THE BEST PART ABOUT GOTH CLUBS IS WHEN THE DJ STARTS PLAYING NORMAL MUSIC AND ALL THE GOTHS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DANCE TO IT
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fiveroundsrapid:
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
I present to you A Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811).
Pre-Victorian, but great.
Dying here because my grandmother used ‘old hat’ to mean anything that was shabby or out of style or overused… she was...
THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY.
paxamericana:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any...
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Wyoming House advances doomsday bill →
cognitivedissonance:
So this happened today:
House Bill 85 passed on first reading by a voice vote. It would create a task force to research and prepare Wyoming for potential catastrophes, from disruptions in food and energy supplies to a complete meltdown of the federal government.
It would look at the feasibility of Wyoming issuing its own alternative currency, if needed. And House members...
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>Play Morrowind all night
>Realize you haven’t saved for like three hours
>”Well, I’ll save after I’m done selling my loot to this shopkeeper”
>Misplace cursor, accidentally pick up a fork, get expelled from your House and murdered by the guards
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I just got this message on ok cupid
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:
“According to your profile You have all your limbs attached You speak english Your right eye looks better than your left eye You know how to read These are 4 of the 7 things i look for in a girl so i propose we go on a date to discuss possible mating Respond within 3 business days or I will commence in eating my weight in ice cream”
OK cupid is a strange...
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I've gone on holiday by mistake!
ARE YOU THE FARMER????
Reblog if you were a part of the MapCrunch Airport...
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spooning-lol asked: SO GUESS WHAT I HAD THE MOST AWKWARD DREAM THAT YOU HAD A KID WITH ANOTHER ON THE WAY. the dream ended when I remembered you were asexual.
theloinlesslioness:
consultingdalek:
Soft Dalek,
Warm Dalek,
Little ball of hate.
Happy Dalek,
Sleepy Dalek,
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
I think it lost the rhythm
RHYTHM IS IRRELEVANT IN THE POETRY OF THE DAAAAALEKS!
A cat with no legs
faceyourmirror:
aw!!!!!!!!
AAAA
my boyfriend wants to go out for dinner tonight, but I already have a previous date…
a date with Morrowind
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